Mc-Old

OK folks, McCain seems to have pulled off Florida tonight which seems only appropriate since all the old people live there. So answer me this: when are people really going to start talking about how old this guy is? I mean, really. So what if his mother is 95. The dude is a grumpy old man. He should be fishing for walleye on a frozen lake in Wisconsin. Outdoors. In fact, the more I think about it, with that dishy wife of his, he's a cinch for the third in that series, Grumpiest Old Man. He can just yell down into his fishing hole and scare the fish to death with that snarl, temper, and holier-than-though pedantic bullshit he spews on the trail. Or he'll threaten to send them to Iraq for the next hundred years or so. Dick. Old, shriveled-up dick. The only reason he's in the race at all is because everyone else is worse. What a shining achievement. Where is the vaunted Republican party? Where is the feared, revered (even by Democrats) party that now can only come up with an oldy, a wacko preacher, a confused Mormon, a mean liberal, and a truly certifiable nut-job. Sorry you were a POW, man, seriously, but you shouldn't be president. Dick.